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WARDROBE AUDIT

Full closet. Nothing to wear.
The audit fixes that in five minutes.

Add your pieces. The AI finds the gaps, builds outfits from what you already own, and tells you what to buy first.

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$49 per year. Full access. 14-day refund.

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Editorial outfit grid composed by Sprezzatura, showing a structured wardrobe organised into key pieces by context.
12pieces40 possible outfits

Wardrobe Audit

Full closet.
Nothing to wear.
Solved.

Five minutes to inventory what you own. The instrument builds outfits from what you already have, isolates genuine gaps, and turns a full closet into a wardrobe that works.

Zero decisions in the morning.

You make between fifty and seventy decisions before ten o'clock. Choosing your outfit should not be one of them. Once your wardrobe is logged, the tool builds the right outfit for your schedule: board meeting, client lunch, off-site, gala evening. The information is there. The decision is made.

60% of pieces unworn.

That is the average in an active male wardrobe. Forgotten pieces, orphaned items that go with nothing, unintentional duplicates. The inventory surfaces them. What you already own is worth more than what you are about to buy.

12 pieces. 40 outfits.

The combinatorics of a well-built wardrobe are underused. The tool maps possible combinations and finds ones you would never have tried. No new pieces. New possibilities, from what you already have.

Packed in two minutes.

Four days in Milan. A seminar in London. A wedding in Tuscany on Saturday, return flight Sunday night. You declare the contexts. The tool lists exactly what goes in the bag. Nothing unnecessary. Nothing forgotten.

60%of pieces unworn
in a year, on average.
Capsule wardrobe, composition structurée

The tool sells nothing. It maps what you own, what is missing, and what serves no purpose. Purchase recommendations are precise targets, not a wish list.

$49 per year. Full access. 14-day refund.

USAGE DATA

The instrument is in use. Here are the numbers.

4,000+diagnostics run since March 2026
3,000+garments inventoried by subscribers
220outfits scored by the six-criteria engine

Subscriber feedback, unedited

Email from a subscriber: Thank you! I use the app almost everyday.
Message from a subscriber: I love the app and website. Very useful advice based on my wardrobe.
Email from a subscriber: my favorite feature is the AI to balance my wardrobe.
Message from a subscriber: Loving the AI so far. Wardrobe is very useful.
Email from a subscriber describing how they inventoried their wardrobe with the app.

No influencers cited. No purchased stars. Product metrics.

The analysis engine

Six criteria. No subjectivity.

Photograph an outfit. In under thirty seconds, the engine scores it across six criteria and returns a numbered review with a fix plan ranked by priority.

Three example reviews, three levels

Example Sprezzatura review scoring an outfit 58 out of 100, with the six criteria rated and a quick fix plan.
Example Sprezzatura review scoring an outfit 79 out of 100, with the six criteria rated and a quick fix plan.
Example Sprezzatura review scoring an outfit 93 out of 100, with the six criteria rated and expert notes.
I

Fit

The most discriminating criterion. The right cut for the right body changes everything: shoulder placement, marked waist, hem to the millimeter. What the mirror does not tell you, the analysis quantifies.

II

Color

Harmony or collision. Value contrast, temperature, system coherence. The analysis names the tensions the mirror does not show: a dominant too cold, an accent that breaks the read.

III

Fabric

Weight, luster, seasonality. Flannel worn in July or a bright twill in a formal context: fabric mistakes are the most costly because they are the least visible.

IV

Accessories

Pocket square, tie, watch, belt, cufflinks. Every detail counts. The analysis detects register inconsistencies and missed opportunities.

V

Context

Formality fit. A technically perfect outfit in the wrong context is a complete failure. You declare the register: business, casual, evening, ceremony. The analysis calibrates accordingly. The same blazer can pass or fail depending on the room.

VI

Sprezzatura

The sixth dimension. What the Italians call studied nonchalance: the ability to appear naturally elegant. The most subjective criterion, codified into readable rules.

Concrete result

What you see after the analysis.

A structured, actionable results page, with integrated visual guides and product recommendations at the right register.

Page de résultat d'analyse Sprezzatura : score, critères et recommandations
12,029affiliate products indexed
145fashion houses referenced
63watchmakers in the guide

Complementary instruments

Two tools. Two precise diagnostics.

Included in the subscription. Each answers a question the Style Rater does not ask.

Tailoring Advisor screen: fabric and cut recommendations from a morphology brief

TAILORING ADVISOR

Arrive prepared at your tailor.

Ordering a bespoke suit requires a vocabulary no one has ever taught you. The instrument reads your morphology from photos and builds a brief: shoulder placement, lapel structure, fabric, pattern. You walk into the atelier with a file, not questions.

Add a photo of the venue or the event: the instrument adjusts. A gala in a Venetian palazzo does not call for the same fabric as a board meeting in a glass tower. The advice is disinterested: Sprezzatura does not sell bespoke.

Cliché Radar infographic: wrong versus right collar structure on a tieless suit

CLICHE RADAR

The habits you can no longer see on yourself.

Some mistakes are invisible because they have become habits. The Cliché Radar identifies fourteen recurring archetypes and names exactly which correction breaks the pattern.

The ill-fitting suit worn as a uniformThe "fun" tie in a corporate contextThe belt that does not match the shoeThe slim cut too tight past thirty-fiveConspicuous luxury without register coherence

A senior executive cannot afford the mistakes forgiven at twenty-eight. The radar names them. You decide whether to correct them.

$49 per year. Full access. 14-day refund.

Pricing

One plan. One price.

49/yr
  • Style Rater: unlimited analyses across 6 criteria
  • Tailoring Advisor: full morphology brief
  • Wardrobe Audit: inventory and outfit composition
  • Cliché Radar: 14 archetypes identified
  • Recommendations from 12,029 affiliate products
  • Brand Guide: 145 houses rated
  • Watch Guide: 63 watchmakers referenced
  • Partner discounts (Meermin and others)

€49/year. Cancel in one click. 14-day money-back, no questions asked.

Amortization

Annual subscription€49
Meermin discount on one pair (15%)€45 to €80
Net balance, year one+€0 to +€31

Not counting analyses, other partners, or purchases avoided thanks to the Wardrobe Audit.

Frequently asked questions

What you will want to know before.

Next step

Your wardrobe. Finally legible.

Five minutes for the inventory. An instrument that builds outfits, diagnoses, and tells you exactly what to correct. No coach. No opinion. A reading framework for closet decisions.

49 euros per year. 14-day refund, no questions asked.

$49 per year. Full access. 14-day refund.