Five minutes to inventory what you own. The instrument builds outfits from what you already have, isolates genuine gaps, and turns a full closet into a wardrobe that works.
Zero decisions in the morning.
You make between fifty and seventy decisions before ten o'clock. Choosing your outfit should not be one of them. Once your wardrobe is logged, the tool builds the right outfit for your schedule: board meeting, client lunch, off-site, gala evening. The information is there. The decision is made.
60% of pieces unworn.
That is the average in an active male wardrobe. Forgotten pieces, orphaned items that go with nothing, unintentional duplicates. The inventory surfaces them. What you already own is worth more than what you are about to buy.
12 pieces. 40 outfits.
The combinatorics of a well-built wardrobe are underused. The tool maps possible combinations and finds ones you would never have tried. No new pieces. New possibilities, from what you already have.
Packed in two minutes.
Four days in Milan. A seminar in London. A wedding in Tuscany on Saturday, return flight Sunday night. You declare the contexts. The tool lists exactly what goes in the bag. Nothing unnecessary. Nothing forgotten.
60%of pieces unworn in a year, on average.
The tool sells nothing. It maps what you own, what is missing, and what serves no purpose. Purchase recommendations are precise targets, not a wish list.
$49 per year. Full access. 14-day refund.
USAGE DATA
The instrument is in use. Here are the numbers.
4,000+diagnostics run since March 2026
3,000+garments inventoried by subscribers
220outfits scored by the six-criteria engine
Subscriber feedback, unedited
No influencers cited. No purchased stars. Product metrics.
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The analysis engine
Six criteria. No subjectivity.
Photograph an outfit. In under thirty seconds, the engine scores it across six criteria and returns a numbered review with a fix plan ranked by priority.
Three example reviews, three levels
I
Fit
The most discriminating criterion. The right cut for the right body changes everything: shoulder placement, marked waist, hem to the millimeter. What the mirror does not tell you, the analysis quantifies.
II
Color
Harmony or collision. Value contrast, temperature, system coherence. The analysis names the tensions the mirror does not show: a dominant too cold, an accent that breaks the read.
III
Fabric
Weight, luster, seasonality. Flannel worn in July or a bright twill in a formal context: fabric mistakes are the most costly because they are the least visible.
IV
Accessories
Pocket square, tie, watch, belt, cufflinks. Every detail counts. The analysis detects register inconsistencies and missed opportunities.
V
Context
Formality fit. A technically perfect outfit in the wrong context is a complete failure. You declare the register: business, casual, evening, ceremony. The analysis calibrates accordingly. The same blazer can pass or fail depending on the room.
VI
Sprezzatura
The sixth dimension. What the Italians call studied nonchalance: the ability to appear naturally elegant. The most subjective criterion, codified into readable rules.
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Concrete result
What you see after the analysis.
A structured, actionable results page, with integrated visual guides and product recommendations at the right register.
12,029affiliate products indexed
145fashion houses referenced
63watchmakers in the guide
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Complementary instruments
Two tools. Two precise diagnostics.
Included in the subscription. Each answers a question the Style Rater does not ask.
TAILORING ADVISOR
Arrive prepared at your tailor.
Ordering a bespoke suit requires a vocabulary no one has ever taught you. The instrument reads your morphology from photos and builds a brief: shoulder placement, lapel structure, fabric, pattern. You walk into the atelier with a file, not questions.
Add a photo of the venue or the event: the instrument adjusts. A gala in a Venetian palazzo does not call for the same fabric as a board meeting in a glass tower. The advice is disinterested: Sprezzatura does not sell bespoke.
CLICHE RADAR
The habits you can no longer see on yourself.
Some mistakes are invisible because they have become habits. The Cliché Radar identifies fourteen recurring archetypes and names exactly which correction breaks the pattern.
The ill-fitting suit worn as a uniformThe "fun" tie in a corporate contextThe belt that does not match the shoeThe slim cut too tight past thirty-fiveConspicuous luxury without register coherence
A senior executive cannot afford the mistakes forgiven at twenty-eight. The radar names them. You decide whether to correct them.
$49 per year. Full access. 14-day refund.
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Pricing
One plan. One price.
€49/yr
Style Rater: unlimited analyses across 6 criteria
Tailoring Advisor: full morphology brief
Wardrobe Audit: inventory and outfit composition
Cliché Radar: 14 archetypes identified
Recommendations from 12,029 affiliate products
Brand Guide: 145 houses rated
Watch Guide: 63 watchmakers referenced
Partner discounts (Meermin and others)
€49/year. Cancel in one click. 14-day money-back, no questions asked.
Amortization
Annual subscription€49
Meermin discount on one pair (15%)€45 to €80
Net balance, year one+€0 to +€31
Not counting analyses, other partners, or purchases avoided thanks to the Wardrobe Audit.
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Frequently asked questions
What you will want to know before.
Next step
Your wardrobe. Finally legible.
Five minutes for the inventory. An instrument that builds outfits, diagnoses, and tells you exactly what to correct. No coach. No opinion. A reading framework for closet decisions.
49 euros per year. 14-day refund, no questions asked.
